by Austin Farrell
Becoming an asshole is something that sneaks up on you. A war of attrition assaulting your empathy for others,slowly eroding the ability to pause in a moment of conversation and remember that they also might possess a valid, even insightful point that you didn't discover first.
It doesn't matter how you arrive at asshole no one really cares. I don't blame anyone because I'm not about to hold a telethon for assholes, although the idea of little plastic jars in Stop and Robs raising money for asshole therapy or day camp is hilarious to me.
Being assholes you could make it excruciatingly difficult to donate money, using partial phone numbers, shoddy websites that redirect you to porn after the "donate now" button is clicked. Or maybe just not showing up at all.
Hmmm
I suppose that just dreaming up the above scenario confirms my place in the brotherhood.
Heh.
Becoming an asshole is something that sneaks up on you. A war of attrition assaulting your empathy for others,slowly eroding the ability to pause in a moment of conversation and remember that they also might possess a valid, even insightful point that you didn't discover first.
It doesn't matter how you arrive at asshole no one really cares. I don't blame anyone because I'm not about to hold a telethon for assholes, although the idea of little plastic jars in Stop and Robs raising money for asshole therapy or day camp is hilarious to me.
Being assholes you could make it excruciatingly difficult to donate money, using partial phone numbers, shoddy websites that redirect you to porn after the "donate now" button is clicked. Or maybe just not showing up at all.
Hmmm
I suppose that just dreaming up the above scenario confirms my place in the brotherhood.
Heh.
Austin Farrell
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